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Joke of the Month: Of Bagels and Fonts

Joke 1 …

Q: How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

 

A: You put lox on it

 

Joke 2 …

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

 

“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type!”

 

  • As provided by Paul Reubens on the Netflix program, Somebody Feed Phil, as part of the “A Joke for Max” segment.

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